Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Randomize
