that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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