had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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