Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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