Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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