so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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