Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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