billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments