he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The uberlube is also flammable
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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