I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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