ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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