you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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