It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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