dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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