Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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