but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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