Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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