what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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