so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize