I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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