thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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