Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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