You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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