She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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