Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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