your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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