hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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