Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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