I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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