i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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