some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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