quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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