Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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