He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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