Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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