they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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