About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize