like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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