you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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