Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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