I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Blood and glitter go together right?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
