You smell like a Billy Joel song
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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