As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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