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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.

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• (408): View more from California

  He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER

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• (954): View more from Florida

  The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.

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  That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...

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• (718): View more from New York

  Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  you never keep up with shots anymore

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  I'm trying to be more responsible these days

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  you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot

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