dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.