Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
