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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My bed smells like naked

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.

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• (213): View more from California

  I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.

  (971): View more from Oregon

  Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.

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• (661): View more from California

  seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore

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• (281): View more from Texas

  If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Your youporn search history says otherwise.

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