yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Boobs speak an international language.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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