Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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