how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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