you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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