i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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