I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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