even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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