i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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