We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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