You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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