Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize