Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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